The Count
work-in-progress, screenplay, rolling credits song started 20230817 14:40 NL time / last update 15:46
Inspired by: (a) my 20230812 conscience-free, clueless Twitter trolls south of the border: https://twitter.com/JosephPoulin175/status/1690572535115530240?s=20 & (b) two Ottawa-based Shysters: Gonen Snir & Joe Addelman
Mummygate
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Who’s Andeé Sea Cae Jak?
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Dedicated to Meghan Walsh
Take One is now available here: https://youtu.be/0ELpUlFmpKY and the Karaoke version & sheet music is now available here.
Verse 1
I count the babies torn from homes.
I count the parents all alone.
It so much make me want to ralph:
I need not even count myself.
Really like the part I’m playin’.
Nothing’s up to chance, wearing robes (not pants),
Ooooh, I love slayin’
Sure there’s some that say: “one day I will pay”
Meh, if so I plead a dim-wit
When the End comes, I was told, that I’d get all the gold
Aaaand, I bought it.
(chorus)
First they talk slowly, slowly
Hey there (Peter Sloly)
1-2-3-4, 1-2-3-4
How about that nosh?
As for States’ side,
Laughing, roly-poly
Looks like all you Pharisees don’t
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Verse 2
I’m just a Pharisee & Matthew 23
Really don’t mean nothin’ to me.
Sure I see the words, I think that they’re absurd
Have no ears/no eyes: can’t hear/see
If there comes a day & trouble comes my way
Do bee, do bee
I’ll just repent and you’ll see
Luke 17 verse 2, was not meant for me just you
‘Annnd, god loves me.
(chorus)
First they talk slowly, slowly
Hey there (Peter Sloly)
1-2-3-4, 1-2-3-4
How about that nosh?
As for States side,
Laughing, roly-poly
Looks like all you Pharisees don’t
Follow Meaghan Walsh.